Ok -- this is just a bit of a rant, and sorry if it offends any smokers on the board.

I really can't stand smoking. It smells, it's bad for you, it stains -- and so on.

My parents just were out on the front porch smoking (luckily i've "trained" them not to smoke in the house, as it makes me gag and cough up a storm.)

Simba was out there with them. When they came back in, Simba followed them and layed on the floor in the living room.

I went and layed down in front of him, rubbing my face into his "maine", like I always do. He didn't smell like Simba, He smelt like ciggarette smoke. UGH GROSS.

I said "Simba, you smell like smoke!"
He looked at me like "Huh, Me??"
I said "It's ok, it's not your fault" and he layed his head back down.

Ok, sorry, Just had to rant!