......we are your cats, and we have somethin' to tell ya all!
you may think we are cute, (and of course we are, but that's besides the point!) but we are here to tell you we do not like it when you...
1. talk that baby talk to us...we may be small but we are grown(kittens of course excluded) it is demeaning to us!
2.hold us like we are your baby!(again,hello! we're GROWN!)
3 tell your friends and family about what cutsy things we do... we have our play, I mean EXERCISE time, and it is serious business, nothing cutsy about it! we do NOT chase each other! some of us just run faster than the others! as for the batting at each other thing, you are mistaken on that. it's.. it's, ah, a dance step we are learning, yeah thats it!
4. laughing at us when we go after a fly! hmmph! last time we do YOU a favor... is it our falult if we are faster and better at catching it than YOU!?
5. watching us while we sleep/eat/ drink,/ bathe... now that is very rude indeed! didn't your mother teach you better than that?
we are very well mannered when we eat, better than you humans, dropping your popcorn all over the place! really!
6. and that picture taking, it really must stop. how would YOU like it if WE constantly did that and then shared with OUR friends? ..."oh look here are the humans in their tub, isn't that funny! or, here they are eating, eww look at that! what are they DOING?"
and, we might meow, but that is a very nice sound, not at all like the cackling noises that come out of YOUR mouths when you laugh or talk... humans talking, now theres something to take a pic and share about!
in conclusion... we have feelings, and we do not appreciate the mockery and condescending attitude that you as humans seem to find so amusing. your version of our meow is really quite insulting! as for the litter box, well thats your JOB to clean it for us.
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