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    I don't need no stinkin man...

    My stereo was on the fritz. It's an older Sony and for some reason I couldn't turn up the volume. I thought, "Oh no, another repair bill." So I got to thinking. I took the speaker wires out and looked at them. The ends were rusted. I cut off the rusted end, stripped the covering so that the copper wire was exposed. I put them back into the speaker connections on the back of the stereo. Lo and behold, there was the beautiful voice of Josh Groban full blast!!!

    Damn I'm good!!!!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Yay Donna!

    Like I told a good friend of mine - the only thing I miss about not having a man in my life - is someone to snuggle up to in bed on a cold night!. On the other hand - little Sparky is always willing to accommodate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
    My stereo was on the fritz. It's an older Sony and for some reason I couldn't turn up the volume. I thought, "Oh no, another repair bill." So I got to thinking. I took the speaker wires out and looked at them. The ends were rusted. I cut off the rusted end, stripped the covering so that the copper wire was exposed. I put them back into the speaker connections on the back of the stereo. Lo and behold, there was the beautiful voice of Josh Groban full blast!!!

    Damn I'm good!!!!
    You sure are Donna, but I think you need at least ONE guy in your life! (A guy from Pittsburgh)

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    "A loaf o' bread, a jug o' wine; I don't need no valentine". Men are good as accessories but I'd rather have a good piece of jewelry. KIDDING! As for the cuddling bit, my Fur Posse fills the bill. Atta girl, Donna!
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    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Brian already reminded me once today its a family site so I will behave and keep my mouth closed!
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    I have been frosted!

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    Yep Donna you are good all right, good for you girl.
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    RIP my gorgeous Sooti, taken from us far too young, we miss your beautiful face and purssonality,take care of Ash for us, love you xx000❤️❤️

    RIP my beautiful Ash,your pawprints are forever in my heart, love and miss you so much my big boy. ❤️❤️

    RIP my sweet gorgeous girl Ellie-Mae, a little battler to the end, you will never ever be forgotten, your little soul is forever in my heart, my thoughts, my memories, my love for you will never die, Love you my darling little precious girl.❤️❤️

    RIP our sweet Nikita taken suddenly ,way too soon ,you were a special girl we loved you so much ,miss you ❤️❤️

    RIP my beautiful Lexie, 15 years of unconditional love you gave us, we loved you so much, and miss you more than words can say.❤️❤️

    RIP beautiful Evee Ray Skye ,my life will never be the same with out you ,I loved you so much, I will never forget you ,miss you my darling .❤️❤️

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    I don't need no stinking woman.....A bathed one will do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    I don't need no stinking woman.....A bathed one will do!
    You see things on a /really/ different angle than most.


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    I definitely have to agree with you on this post. When my husband of 17 years left me 6 years ago I thought my life was over. Boy was I wrong! I have learned to take care of myself and my home on my own. My teenaged daughter and I have fixed numerous things around the house over the years. My only problem is I am barely 5'2" tall! My kitties and Casey are much better snugglers than my husband ever was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happylabs View Post
    My only problem is I am barely 5'2" tall!
    I'm w/ya on that one. I'm the same height and that's my biggest gripe. I can't reach anything w/out climbing a ladder and I'm not supposed to do that any more. We do come into our own when men aren't around, don't we? Although, for the record, my ex-husband is very good to me. And he was always quite the handyman but I can still do quite a few things on my own, as most women can and as Donna has discovered.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Good for you, Donna! I was single for 10 years and I learned to do a lot of things on my own that I would not have done when I was married. Now that I'm married again, there are some things that my husband wants to handle for me. The good thing is that he knows I could do it, I just let him do it instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    I'm w/ya on that one. I'm the same height and that's my biggest gripe. I can't reach anything w/out climbing a ladder and I'm not supposed to do that any more. We do come into our own when men aren't around, don't we? Although, for the record, my ex-husband is very good to me. And he was always quite the handyman but I can still do quite a few things on my own, as most women can and as Donna has discovered.
    I beat you two at it - I am only 4'9".. and I *hate* it.
    You're the one sure thing I've found so you better stick around...
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    I am 6'2" and need a woman to take care of the down to earth things.

    Touche'

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    Quote Originally Posted by happylabs View Post
    My only problem is I am barely 5'2" tall! My kitties and Casey are much better snugglers than my husband ever was.
    Oh, now, stop bragging!!! I'm only 4'9"!!! I'd love to be even 5'!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    I never minded being short until I lived alone. Before then, I was "petite" or "diminutive". Now I'm just plain short.
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    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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