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    The perfect woman.

    Geez,

    My idea of a perfect woman is one who....

    Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent.
    Shoots better than me.
    Likes football.
    Likes beer.
    Likes pizza.
    Doesn't mind waking up early.
    Eats Chex Mix out of the bag.
    Probably drives a HumVee.
    Doesn't mind dirt.
    Doesn't mind doing a tough job.

    Oh, and knows a few famous people!

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    Hmmm....

    3 out of 11 for me.

    Sorry if I broke your heart, RICHARD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1 View Post
    Hmmm....

    3 out of 11 for me.

    Sorry if I broke your heart, RICHARD!
    Damn,

    I hate the process of elimination. Now I have to guess!

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    Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. (thought we would have to after Gustav, that was ok with me)
    Shoots better than me. As with a good CAMERA?
    Likes football. would rather play footsies...
    Likes beer. BURP!
    Likes pizza. I make a kick butt one, best on the rivers they tell me!
    Doesn't mind waking up early. Get up at 1 or 2 am on the boat, is that early enough?
    Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Why dirty up a bowl?
    Probably drives a HumVee. You buy it, I'll drive it!
    Doesn't mind dirt. don't mind getting dirty or sweaty.
    Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Define tough! I have chopped wood, milked a cow, ripped up carpet, helped build a house, dug up a flower bed (see the dirt one), helped clean up after a hurricane, as in dragging limbs, raking leaves ect...

    Oh Yea, and I can COOK!

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    I also got three,I don't mind waking up early, I don't mind a tough job, or eating chex mix out of a bag, i have no idea what chex mix is, but i don't mind eating anything out of a bag, so what is chex mix then? lolBut i hate football, i Hate pizza and beer, I don't like sleeping in a tent,etc etc,I am not the one for you Richard, just as well i am taken eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by carole View Post
    I also got three,I don't mind waking up early, I don't mind a tough job, or eating chex mix out of a bag, i have no idea what chex mix is, but i don't mind eating anything out of a bag, so what is chex mix then? lol

    http://www.chex.com/Snacks/default.aspx

    Chex Mix is whiskers!

    It's a blend of crackers, pretzels and in the other flavors, chocolate or spicy and with nuts.


    It's very addictive and I love it!

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    I am with Laura 100% on her answers..
    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies View Post
    Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. (thought we would have to after Gustav, that was ok with me)
    Shoots better than me. As with a good CAMERA?
    Likes football. would rather play footsies...
    Likes beer. BURP!
    Likes pizza. I make a kick butt one, best on the rivers they tell me!
    Doesn't mind waking up early. Get up at 1 or 2 am on the boat, is that early enough?
    Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Why dirty up a bowl?
    Probably drives a HumVee. You buy it, I'll drive it!
    Doesn't mind dirt. don't mind getting dirty or sweaty.
    Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Define tough! I have chopped wood, milked a cow, ripped up carpet, helped build a house, dug up a flower bed (see the dirt one), helped clean up after a hurricane, as in dragging limbs, raking leaves ect...

    Oh Yea, and I can COOK!

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    Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. - no problem there ...
    Shoots better than me. - with what - camera? Rifle? Handgun? Semi-automatic? Done.
    Likes football. - no, but neither would you if you sat through the 5 years of football games I did in high school (8-12), and were wearing an itchy wool jacket at the whole time.
    Likes beer. - I don't drink it, but don't mind if you do.
    Likes pizza. - absolutely!
    Doesn't mind waking up early. - for a good reason, like fishing, sure!
    Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. - no problem, if I am not allergic to it
    Probably drives a HumVee. - sorry, CRV. a HumVee - even a little one - is too wide for my driveway.
    Doesn't mind dirt. - not one bit. And good dirt is better.
    Doesn't mind doing a tough job. - Not a bit.

    Oh, and knows a few famous people! - Yup - I know all of you! and best of all ...

    I know the administrator of this board.

    Alas, Richard, I am also married to him, so I is "taken!"
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    Perhaps you'd be happier w/a guy. I'm just sayin'....
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    Perhaps you'd be happier w/a guy. I'm just sayin'....
    Or a dog????
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Richard & Laura's Babies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a match made in heaven.

    Unless of course Mary's comment fits better!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pomtzu View Post
    Richard & Laura's Babies~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~a match made in heaven.

    Unless of course Mary's comment fits better!!!
    The two of you are cracking me up---that's the best answers yet...he he.

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    RICHARD, except for not liking football and not driving a humvee that sums up Moosmom (my kind of girl!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Doesn't mind sleeping in a tent. No. I like my bed.
    Shoots better than me. Probably
    Likes football. Definately not.
    Likes beer. Definately not.
    Likes pizza. Not really.
    Doesn't mind waking up early. Hate it.
    Eats Chex Mix out of the bag. Sure, why not.
    Probably drives a HumVee. Not even if it were free.
    Doesn't mind dirt. Check.
    Doesn't mind doing a tough job. Check.
    4 out of 10, that's an F. Guess I fail the test. My husband will be relieved.
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    I have 5 out of 11.
    I am not a sports fan, but I have learned to watch Nascar
    with my BF. (I did not count that one)
    Who doesn't like Pizza and Chex mix?
    I think we need to start a thread for the PERFECT MAN!


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