Paris Hilton for President!

[Catty1]

Gosh, this girl can self-parody! Be sure to read the account of the shoot below.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d



http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa
BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE PARIS HILTON SHOOT
FOD WIRE | August 06, 2008


By now it’s absolutely astounding to us at Funny Or Die that our little video with Miss Paris Hilton has become a world wide news story. ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX News, even the McCain camp has weighed in on this.
Well, we were there, so we figured who better to give you some exclusive, behind the scenes gossip about Paris and her now famous political run made famous here on FOD? OK, here we go….

Do you know what Paris really likes to do when she’s at home away from the press and the photogs where no one can see her? She likes….to be….hospitable. Deal with it.

I’m sure for a lot of you, your spirits are broken, realizing your glitzy, club-loving idol is human, but it’s true. From the moment we arrived in the Hamptons to shoot the video, Paris was as nice and accommodating as can be. She kept running inside to make sure we never ran out of bottled water and as the shoot wrapped up, she made us turkey sandwiches.

That’s right. Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We didn’t even ask for them. The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted…they were perfect.

Oh, and guess what else was perfect? Paris’ eye line in the video because she DIDN’T USE CUE CARDS. Again, deal with it. I guess the fact that she memorized giant chunks of dialogue for our tiny internet video was the least hospitable thing she did because I spent all night before making up cue cards and then she didn’t even use them.

Overall, have to say, Paris was a pro with a great sense of humor and welcomed us as guests into her home.

[jennielynn1970]

Oh my. That would just be scary.


At least they STATED they wrote the lines, and it wasn't actually what she thought. If she was able to think that far.

So NOT a Paris Hilton fan. I don't care if she made the turkey sandwiches herself or not. Like that would be such a clincher?!

[Grace]

I posted the original link over in the Politics and Religion topic.

Wasn't she wonderful? And no one should complain because it is the result of an ad that the McCain camp put out earlier in the week.

I'm impressed that she didn't use cue cards.

Too bad she's too young to really run. Her energy plan is better than anything else I've heard.

[Karen]

Too bad she's too young to really run. Her energy plan is better than anything else I've heard.

Well, not really, because any new oil from the offshore drilling wouldn't benefit anyone for at least ten years - but she delivered the lines convincingly anyway. Hey, my only quibble was the parting shot they should have pulled back a bit so her pooches' chin wasn't cut off.