Paris Hilton for President!

[Grace]

I posted the original link over in the Politics and Religion topic.

Wasn't she wonderful? And no one should complain because it is the result of an ad that the McCain camp put out earlier in the week.

I'm impressed that she didn't use cue cards.

Too bad she's too young to really run. Her energy plan is better than anything else I've heard.

[Karen]

Too bad she's too young to really run. Her energy plan is better than anything else I've heard.

Well, not really, because any new oil from the offshore drilling wouldn't benefit anyone for at least ten years - but she delivered the lines convincingly anyway. Hey, my only quibble was the parting shot they should have pulled back a bit so her pooches' chin wasn't cut off.