Here are a few that I have heard.
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
--Martha Scott
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
--Larry Reeb
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
--Lewis Grizzard
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
-- Steve Bluestone
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings
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