"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare, And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
M. Facklam

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
Franklin P. Jones

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew A. Rooney

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
Anne Tyler

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
Unknown

"In dog years, I'm dead."
Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Unknown