Things Cats Must Try To Remember!
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Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect
it to stay there until I get hungry.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight
my lovely tail.

The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill
it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.


It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer
before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.

I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around
with my tail fluffed up will not make my "hardware" grow back.

If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring
in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.