BAD BAD BAD Leroy!!!!

[QueSarah]

When we were in apartments in Richmond there were strays that we refered to as "the bad element" or the "dumpster kitties"....Our cats are runners as well....and dont respect the water sprayer by the door. (If you spray dodger he seems to enjoy it....that nut) so we had to be very careful.

We also noticed that our tylenol or advil kept disapeering really fast and decided that Dodger and Teirza were suppliers for the bad elements drug ring. (are they nuts or are we...or just bored?) But we decided in the end that as newlyweds sharing everything, everything ran out faster.

But I am all to familiar with the cold morning, no shoes, pjs, chase the sat around the neighborhood scenario....the things we do.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by MULTICATMOM

RICHARD, I FORGET THE WORDS??

done!

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

[catfamily]

At least you can say Leroy has spunk.Do the neighbors talk with you guys or does everyone keep to themselves.Too funny.But what a scare you went through.

[RICHARD]

"911, CAN I HELP YOU"

"AH, Yes, can you send someone out to my house?"

What seems to be the problem?

It's the neighbors.

What's going on?

I think they have snapped! The man is walking the railroad tracks yelling "LEROY" over and over. The woman is squatting in the street scraping a stick on the pavement while a cat watches her.

Whoa, WHAT'S going on out there??

I think they have flipped out....One is on the tracks and the other is in the middle of the street....

Wait, is the cat o.k.????

Yes, it seems to be the sane one of the bunch!!!!!

[carole]

You have my utmost empathy here.

My Lexie is a tyrant too, I have to try and get her inside every night, my indoor/outdoor cats are kept in at night times always, well she thinks this is a real game, she sits and stares at me on my neighbour's verandah, knowing full well I cannot get her,if I go over she runs under her house, nawtee girl, very disobediant.

Last night I got her in early and closed the house up, and it is summer here and rather hot, what happens Hubby leaves the door open and Lexie spots her chance, out she goes, and on a full tummy as well, so you can imagine Hubby's name was MUD and he was preparing to pack his bags.

She stayed outside until dark and it was around 9.45 pm before I managed to finally grab her, little monkey, so needless to say Hubby got to live another day.. lol. seriously I was hopping mad with him at the time.

Leroy sounds as michievious as my Lexie, soon as an opportunity arises, they take it.

Don't worry I am sure I am known as the mad cat lady around here, always hollering Lexie, Lexie, Lexie, finding ways to entice her inside, the things we furmoms have to go through huh?

[iloverat]

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in the whole darn town
Runnin' and leapin' out the door
Drivin' mom crazy for shore

next chorus

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in his home town
Now mom's seeing cats in the floor
She's gone round the bend for shore

[Don Juan's mom]

BAD BAD BOY LEROY! CHASING THAT POOR LITTLE CAT AND MAKING YOUR MOM WORRY and look silly in front of the neighbors!



[QUOTE]Originally posted by catcrazylady
[B]


Nooooo..... we can't stay mad at that sweet face.

Liz

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by iloverat
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in the whole darn town
Runnin' and leapin' out the door
Drivin' mom crazy for shore

next chorus

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in his home town
Now mom's seeing cats in the floor
She's gone round the bend for shore

5 stars!!!!!

[MULTICATMOM]

Originally posted by iloverat
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in the whole darn town
Runnin' and leapin' out the door
Drivin' mom crazy for shore

next chorus

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Baddest cat in his home town
Now mom's seeing cats in the floor
She's gone round the bend for shore

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BEING "THE CRAZY OLD CAT LADY" OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD DATES ME JAZZ!
LISA IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO WORK NEXT WEEK, I'LL NEVER GET MY APT CLEANED YEAH RIGHT, LIKE I KEEP HOUSE LOL

[QueenScoopalot]

Originally posted by RICHARD
"911, CAN I HELP YOU"

"AH, Yes, can you send someone out to my house?"

What seems to be the problem?

It's the neighbors.

What's going on?

I think they have snapped! The man is walking the railroad tracks yelling "LEROY" over and over. The woman is squatting in the street scraping a stick on the pavement while a cat watches her.

Whoa, WHAT'S going on out there??

I think they have flipped out....One is on the tracks and the other is in the middle of the street....

Wait, is the cat o.k.????

Yes, it seems to be the sane one of the bunch!!!!!

I got some very odd looks years ago, when we had a cat named "Y"! Being young, and stupid, he was indoor/outdoor, so when it was time to call them in...well...lets put it this way..I'm really shocked the men in white coats didn't come for me LOL! And for those who want to know WHY he was named "Y", it was because of the perfect white letter on his chest..that's why! He lived to the ripe old age of 19 and went to the Bridge.

[RICHARD]

LOLOLOLOLOLL


Y?????

"Y, I'm calling the cops, lady!!!!"