Cat Owner Abuse.

[AvaJoy]

If he puts up such a fuss when it is time to leave your Mother's fireplace, either leave him for her to keep since he seems to like it there so much, or don't take him to visit her anymore, explaining to him that this is what GROUNDED means for kitties that behave inappropriately.

Be sure you are stocked with plenty of bandages and gauze before laying down the law. Denying a cat fireplace privileges is risky business!

[CatDad]

ROTFL

I know that is not nice to make fun of such a terrible situation.

I think you either put up with it, or lay down the law. I hope you have good medical insurance.

[Barbara]

I only wanted to suggest that your co-workers might look at each other, shaking their heads sadly, when you said: It was my cat.....

[IttyBittyKitty]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
oh my - when I see either "RICHARD" or "slick" on a post...I KNOW it will be something....uh...er....um...original!!

Er...yes, that's one way of putting it.

I'd like to report my own case. Randi keeps stealing my PILLOW at night, the little brat! (Weeell, not so little now)

[Vio&Juni]

Richard, get you own fireplace and stop whineing!

[Pam]

I think you and Eddie might need a little vacation from each other. Have you thought of sending him on Fister's cruise? Basking on the deck of that luxurious cruise ship would offer him the cozy warmth that he is craving and, to be honest, some fun time with the girl kitties might just add an extra dimension to his life. At least it would give your arms time to heal.

[kimlovescats]

Don't take him to grandma's next time .... OR ... trim his claws first?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Barbara
I only wanted to suggest that your co-workers might look at each other, shaking their heads sadly, when you said: It was my cat.....

lol,
Now you see why I NEED to lie...


I do have insurance (I work in a hospital )


Trying to clip his nails is like trying to climb over barbed wired......NAKED......

[trayi52]

Now you have gone to far Richard! You want us to all be sitting around imagining you naked now??

[catcrazylady]

You know Richard they might not think you are all that strange. Sammy sent my hubby to the hospital needing 7 stitches. The ER nurse asked hubby what happened...he said "My cat did it"...She said "Really!, your the second one tonight!!"


true story!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catcrazylady
You know Richard they might not think you are all that strange. Sammy sent my hubby to the hospital needing 7 stitches.

Ed will grab on to my arm and hold on...sometimes I roughhouse with him and he knows he could seriously slice me up. Most of the wounds are pretty superficial.....so I just have to blame myself.......

lol,

Two cat scratch victims in one day?? ER nurses LOVE stuff like that!




Tray,

That's it...no more visuals for you!



And what kind of recipes can you use GROUNDED KITTY in?

[catcrazylady]

Two cat scratch victims in one day?? ER nurses LOVE stuff like that!

Well Richard these weren't exactly cat scratches! These were cat attacks!! Hubby was sliced to the bone in that meaty part of your hand right below the thumb and had a punctured vein on top of his hand. They said the other guy looked worse!!
I don't know what position the moon was in that night but I hope it never happens again!!