I'm trying to eat here!! (a funny bike shorts story)

**slick** · 07-22-2003, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
i bet he is the BUTT of quite a few jokes.

Yeah and I hope he's not "anal" about it....

**Airedalekisses** · 07-22-2003, 08:01 PM

Yes; butt, the jokes can be quite asinine

**slick** · 07-23-2003, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by Airedalekisses
Yes; butt, the jokes can be quite asinine

You crack me up!!!!

**RICHARD** · 07-23-2003, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by slick
You crack me up!!!!

Such a bunch of CHEEKY sods!!!!

**Aspen and Misty** · 07-27-2003, 09:54 PM

LMAO!!!

I just foudn this thread again!

I knew you had to of had Something to do with it Richard! I figured you were somewhere laughing at me as I sat there laughing at them. LOL

Ash!

**RICHARD** · 07-28-2003, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Aspen and Misty
LMAO!!!

I just foudn this thread again!

I knew you had to of had Something to do with it Richard! I figured you were somewhere laughing at me as I sat there laughing at them. LOL

Ash!

i'll never pass up the chance to pull a joke on anyone!

oh, the best part about bike shorts is that you will be seeing Lance Armstrong ALL OVER THE place
for the next few months...

**Aspen and Misty** · 07-28-2003, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
i'll never pass up the chance to pull a joke on anyone!

oh, the best part about bike shorts is that you will be seeing Lance Armstrong ALL OVER THE place
for the next few months...

My wish finally came true!!!!!

Ash

**RICHARD** · 07-28-2003, 12:06 PM

don't thank me!

remember, Lance is the one that had to ride his bike for 2,100
miles in those silly shorts....

but, if you get a chance, read his story.

about 5 years ago he was diagnosed with cancer, he was told that there was nothing the doctors could do for him.

on one of his x-rays the doctors saw tumors, in his lungs, the size
of tennis balls. His cancer went into remission and he went on to win the TDF-- that was 5 races and something like 10,000 miles (not counting all the training he did) ago.

a really great story!!!!

**catland** · 07-28-2003, 12:50 PM

This past weekend I attended Garibaldi Days - a small town festival on the Oregon Coast. One of the entries in the local parade were the Astoria Clowns - a group of crazy clowns that dress up in thrift store type clown attire (and you can meet up with them in the beer garden after the parade). One clown plays the calliope while several of them are on various mangled bicycles. One bicycle has a roller-skate for a front tire, another has messed up axles so that the clown bobs up and down - you get the idea...

Anyway, one of the clowns was wearing what could only be described as a baggier version of (drum roll please...)

BIKE SHORTS

**RICHARD** · 07-28-2003, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by catland

Anyway, one of the clowns was wearing what could only be described as a baggier version of (drum roll please...)

BIKE SHORTS

I LOVE IT!!!

the summer of '03-

the mini cooper
kate hepburn
low rider jeans
saddam's kids
kobe bryant

and

clowns in bike shorts!

**Aspen and Misty** · 07-28-2003, 01:47 PM

LOL.

That is a good story Richard, poor man though, he still has to wear the bike shorts

Ash

**lovemyshiba** · 07-28-2003, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
I LOVE IT!!!

the summer of '03-

the mini cooper

Oh, how I HATE those cars!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather see bike shorts!!!

**RICHARD** · 07-28-2003, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by lovemyshiba
Oh, how I HATE those cars!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather see bike shorts!!!

lol.......so do i!!!!!!

**lovemyshiba** · 07-28-2003, 06:22 PM

Richard, I bet there's not someone in your area who drives a silver one, with a British flag painted on the top, and a license plate that reads "YEH BABY!!""

**RICHARD** · 07-28-2003, 07:05 PM

Originally posted by lovemyshiba
Richard, I bet there's not someone in your area who drives a silver one, with a British flag painted on the top, and a license plate that reads "YEH BABY!!""

this is southern california.......
there is one out there......and i will see it by the end of the week, trust me!!!!lololol