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  1. 03-02-2010, 12:41 PM #16
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    OMG Richard - that was priceless!!!! LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Naked man, books in hand!
    You thrust your hips and then you ran.
    Oh!!! Fabulous!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    You rhyme Ypsilanti?
    In my shanty?
    Without panties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post
    Oh!!! Fabulous!!!!




    In my shanty?
    Without panties?
    See, I'm not THAT talented!


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    Thanks for editing that line.

    When I 'channel' The Good Doctor?

    It literally runs/spills out of my head and I have to write it down quickly, or I forget.
    I think faster than I type so there are errors!

    Ypsilanti Rocks.
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    I was hoping you wouldn't mind the correction. . .English Major + compulsive behavior and I couldn't let it stand without the "r" in "your".

    But what's a little "r" among friends, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post
    I was hoping you wouldn't mind the correction. . .English Major + compulsive behavior and I couldn't let it stand without the "r" in "your".

    But what's a little "r" among friends, right?
    Welcome to the wonderful world of ADHD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
    Then they sent the police to your place!

    We know you did it, that you stole,
    Children's books! You are on Parole!
    You weren't home, a little evasion?
    Please show up at the police station!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Larceny and resisting with exposure?
    This case needs a little closure!

    Justice is swift and often blind?
    But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
    Naked man, books in hand!
    You thrust you hips and then you ran.

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?
    Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
    Now you'll spend time, again in jail!

    Did you steal green eggs and ham?
    Did you, did you, Naked Man?

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    You rhyme Ypsilanti?
    You should have been a poet Richard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    You should have been a poet Richard.
    I can rhyme "truck" no problem what so ever!

    I just ripped off the format and suited it to my sick mind. I wish they gave out Nobel Prizes for dirty limericks!
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    After reading those two poems, how can I read Green Eggs & Ham to my grandson without laughing through the whole thing. Maybe I should read the poems to him first & then the book? We can both have a good laugh.
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    For Richard -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grace View Post
    For Richard -

    I have share it with you, you posted the article!

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    This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

    AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    Did you drop your underpanty
    At the library in Ypsilanti?
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    This was covered on the evening news on Detroit's Channel 4 tonight! - http://www.clickondetroit.com/video/22721251/index.html

    AND... not only does he face criminal charges, his library card is being revoked, too!
    Now that IS taking things too far !!!!
    This man has rights, and no-one has the right to take his library card away.
    They can take his freedom, but NOT his library card !!!! UNFAIR !!!!!


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    Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff?
    Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?

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    You're going to jail naked man!
    Maybe for stealing, Green Eggs and Ham?
    Three square meals and a cot?
    Stealing books? You should not!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Into the can, where time is hard!
    You even lost your library card!

    You first mistake was to steal nude!
    That was smart, you naked dude!
    You thrust your pelvis in the aisle.
    That will come out at your trial!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Then you fled in shoes and socks.
    Books in hand and naked crotch!

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
    Justice will give you some jail time.
    You stole kid's book, you naked slime.

    The prison library? Will you go nude?
    Naked in front of all those dudes?
    Just pray you do time, But is it your fate,
    The get Big Bubba for a roommate?

    We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
    Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
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