Too funny!
This thread reminds me of my recently departed cat Ebie.
She was super friendly, and loved being around people. She had the knack of finding the one person in a room that hated cats, and attaching herself to that person.
My parents had a party one night, and Ebie was in the middle of the room saying hi to everyone. Then she caught sight of my Dad's golf partner, who disliked cats ALOT. She flew over to him, jumped on his lap, and climbed on his shoulder. My father grabbed her and put her out of the room.
She was back in 2 seconds, this time jumping on the man's head like a bad toupee. My father grabbed her again, but she came back again, this time sticking her rear end in the man's face.
At this point, she had to be locked up, and all you could hear was Ebie banging on the door and howling to get out.