Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
took her to the vet and said "I would like to have my kitten spayed."
Well, the vet looked at me like and kindly informed me that she was actually a he!
I said "Oh, ok then, neuter him."
Dad's been there, dun that, wiff ebber Kat he's had! Shop Kitty in Pburg; (RB ) Fred(die!), the furst Ranch kat; anna kupla Barn Katz!
Made the wrong pointment fer ebry wun!

Told hizzelf it wus gonna be differnt wiff "Boots", the Kat - notice the *neutral* name?
Went sumpin like dis...

Doc Mike's White Coat Lab...
Dad: Wuntsz ta get ma lil KiddyKat *fixed*.
OK, Phred; will that be a spay or neuter?
Dad: Uhhhh... Jest *fix* it; you can decide HOW when we getz there.
OK, We'll just plan to "fix" a KAT for you
next week. (more )

Doc Mike wuz purdy bout it when they showed up ~
He told Dad it's kinda *tuff* ta tell when they're lil iddy bitty Kitties!
He sed he don't plan too much till he seez the patient hizzelf!