I found a cool bumpersticker the other day....

it has a snail and it says "the closer you get, the slower I'm gunna go".

Which is perfect, because when people ride my bumper, I take my foot off the gas and let her coast to about 40 or so, then I slam on the gas and leave em in the dust. I only do that when I'm on a country road, hardly any cars, and the sob deserves it....

Other than that, I'm a good driver, tee hee.