Bumper Stickers?

[sasvermont]

BUMPER STICKERS



"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:



"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON

[vinjashira]

I've only got one:
"A dog is for life, not just for Christmas"

[JenBKR]

LOL those were great

[sirrahbed]

How funny Lots of *attitude* in those. My personal favorite:
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

[kimlovescats]

WOW, Zoe ... you really DID have a long trip!

[Vermontcat]

Originally posted by kimlovescats
WOW, Zoe ... you really DID have a long trip!

Look again Kim, it was Sallyanne who started this thread not me.
But having spent way too many hours and miles on the road during my vacation, I can certainly relate to a lot of these bumper stickers.
Thanks for the laughs Sallyanne, it's good to be back in Vermont and on the quiet country roads again.

[Barbara]

Love them. Especially the one on the Jeep

[Pawsitive Thinking]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by sasvermont
[B]BUMPER STICKERS




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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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My personal favourite - if I had a big enough car I'd have the lot!

[Suki Wingy]

HahahA those are awsome, this is my fav You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I saw one on a black mimi cooper centered on the bottom of the back windsheild in the Hummer logo that said "HUMMER"S SUCK" I LOVED it!

[davidpizzica]

I saw one the other day. It said, "Stay back! I'm a postal worker"

[lizbud]

Funny. I really like this one......

"He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit"

[Logan]

Cute!!!!! I love reading other people's bumper stickers, but I refuse to have one on my car!!! LOL!!!

[sasvermont]

"metermaids eat their young"

[davidpizzica]

I have a bumper sticker on my car that says: Cats nap, only humans put them to sleep.

[Buddy Blaze Lover]

Originally posted by Logan
Cute!!!!! I love reading other people's bumper stickers, but I refuse to have one on my car!!! LOL!!!

Same here, lol!

I liked this one:

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?


Very true, that's why I'm going to vote when I'm old enough!