I was in a production of Funny Girl last month. Wrote this for Don Juan to the tune of "Sadie, Sadie, Married Lady":

I'm a pretty, pretty, family kitty--
Smile when you call my name!
Ancient Egypt worshipped me, now you can do the same!
Mom goes out and earns my keep
And I can catch up on my sleep,
Feed me, pet me, play with me, give me treats--
She doesn't mind 'cause I 'm so sweet!
I watch the birds, work on purrs, while she slaves away.
Then she comes home and I say "Yo! Whaddya bring for me today?"
I guess you'd say I have it all
(But once in a while I miss my balls),
Pretty, pretty, family kitty, that's me! ... ow


Liz