I bet you wanted to dive under the table didn't you?

That reminds me of when my husband and I first got married. My youngest stepdaughter had just turned 11 and my parents were up visiting the house for the first time. Grant was cooking and I stayed in the livingroom entertaining. My mom told me to go help him in the kitchen and my youngest looked at her with all sincerity and said, "She's so bad at cooking. You don't want her in there... she's so bad that she'd spoil a wet dream." (can I say that without getting in trouble?)

We all just about hit the floor and sat there in a stunned silence trying to pick our jaws up from the floor. She had heard her grandfather (a big, bad biker dude) say that a million times (it was his favorite expression) and thought it was just a way to compare bad things.

I was mortified of her saying that in front of my parents... I can only imagine out in a public place!