Ah yes the good old stovies, I have not tryed those, the spirtle is the wooden spoon for stirring that good old scottish porridge, I loathe so much, I do like the Tablet though.

Oh you are making me green with envey, I so long to go back to the land of my birth, however my aunty is coming over in Feb who I have not met before, and my other uncle, is coming with his new girlfriend, we lost my mother's sister two years ago in very tragic circumstances, but I am looking forward to seeing them all.

Do you have an accent,? I do not speak as a scottish person as such, but do pronounce everything different, than when I speak kiwi, its natural as we grew up with the aberdonian dialect, everyone always notices how I speak different to my parents than anyone else., but I am sure my relatives would get a good laugh at me trying to speak the dialect.