Originally posted by Miss Meow
He's very handsome, but somehow I don't think he's qualified

I don't like lace curtains.

I have NEVER liked lace curtains!

You cannot see outside!

These curtains MUST GO!

I will MAKE SURE they go.

I will take care of them myself.

Now, there, done! Now I CAN DECORATE!

IT IS A GOOD THING YOU CALLED IN A PROFESSIONAL SUCH AS MYSELF!