i 'preyed' on my GF..

i rode a bike to work and would see this gal with a cute rear end
walking up the sidewalk, everyday, at the same time.

racing by wasn't getting me anywhere so......

i'd slow down when i passed her.

then i figured i'd never talk to her unless.....i buzzed her on the sidewalk.....'ummm, excuse me....sorry!!' (and damn her perfume smelled GOOD)

that soon became, 'excuse me.......GOOD MORNING'

THAT became, 'Hi, GOOD MORNING!'...

Her office was on the same floor and she was at her desk before i
made it to my department....I'd have to walk past so i'd walk r-e-a-l--s-l-o-w-l-y by her door and stare as i walked by (bike shorts help! ) by this time we took it 'off the street' and were exchanging pleasantries inside the building!!!

i found out when she took a break and would 'show up'
around that time......

during one of the breaks i won her over with a piece of my birthday cake, we made a date for pizza and the rest was history!! not love at first sight but.......i wore her down!

ladies,
beware of.....

men on bikes.
wearing perfume.....it's like a flame to the moth!!!!
men in bike shorts that stare
birthday cake
pizza dates
and history!!!!