This thread reminds me of a Simon and Garfunkel song...

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo
I do believe it, I do believe it's true
It's a light and tumbled journey from the east side to the park
Just to find a fancy ramble to the zoo
But you can take a crosstown bus if it's raining or it's cold
And the animals will love it if you do
What a gas, you gotta come and see
At the zoo

I'm drinking diet 7Up- would anyone like some with me?