The Cat rules....

[Karen]

You know, I alway thought the cat's rules were:

1. What's your is mine
2. What's mine is mine - unless you want me to have it, then I will feign indifference.

Or, in the case of a proffered "treat" that I know is medicine in disguise, I will shun it by any means necessary.

[cassiesmom]

You know, I alway thought the cat's rules were:

1. What's your is mine
2. What's mine is mine - unless you want me to have it, then I will feign indifference.

Or, in the case of a proffered "treat" that I know is medicine in disguise, I will shun it by any means necessary.

Cassie has a couple...
Food from a 5 1/2 ounce can is okay. Food from a 3-ounce can (e.g., Fancy Feast) is better. Food from human's plate or bowl is most preferred (e.g., tuna fish, milk, chicken).
It is not acceptable for cat and human to be on opposite sides of a closed door, especially bathroom door. If possible, this should be explained to guests in advance.
Human absences from the home overnight will be tolerated, but are frowned upon.

[cassiesmom]

[carole]

That last one is me to a T, i do that with nikkita quite often, and rather than shift her i put up with the inconvenience of it all lol.

here is another, if everyone agrees why not keep this thread going and post any funnies you find.