Story teller game

[kokopup]

"Well there I was talking to the flight controller for Santa Fe when all of a sudden, Kaa chunk, kaa chunk and then just pure silence. Thats the problem with single engine planes they can leave you high and dry, and I'm not talking Martinis here. Well there I was 7 thousand over Arizona, no you better make that 6, err 5, and I knew my ole arse was grass. There in the distance I saw what I thoughts was a
air field, and with this old tub sinking like rock I head'r that way. Just when I was about to set'r down, I realized in my haste to get'r down I forgot to lower the gear. All of a sudden there was sparks a flying and the ole belly of this slug was bouncing up and down. Just then I knew it was the end, a Bright White Light appeared just like I had heard happening. The old plane gave it one more bounce and there between that bright light was a metal sign saying Peterbilt. Thats all I remember."
Wom, ole mate is this heaven. I think I might have broken that Bright White Light.
What are you guys doing in heaven, err, oh I get it, this is....

Flagstaff by morning

[wombat2u2004]

"Well there I was talking to the flight controller for Santa Fe when all of a sudden, Kaa chunk, kaa chunk and then just pure silence. Thats the problem with single engine planes they can leave you high and dry, and I'm not talking Martinis here. Well there I was 7 thousand over Arizona, no you better make that 6, err 5, and I knew my ole arse was grass. There in the distance I saw what I thoughts was a
air field, and with this old tub sinking like rock I head'r that way. Just when I was about to set'r down, I realized in my haste to get'r down I forgot to lower the gear. All of a sudden there was sparks a flying and the ole belly of this slug was bouncing up and down. Just then I knew it was the end, a Bright White Light appeared just like I had heard happening. The old plane gave it one more bounce and there between that bright light was a metal sign saying Peterbilt. Thats all I remember."
Wom, ole mate is this heaven. I think I might have broken that Bright White Light.
What are you guys doing in heaven, err, oh I get it, this is....

.....really a heaven. There goes Bonny the Angel flying past me right now."

"Bill. Wake up' Said Elyse 'You've just been involved in a horrific airplane accident."

"Is he alright Elyse?' Said Grand Chester 'Are there any life threatening wounds?"

"BONNY!!' yells Wom 'Will you take those bloody fairy wings off ? This is serious, Bills been hurt. Bill, Bill, are you ok?"

"I can't feel my legs" Said Bill.

"That's probably because your hands are behind your head Bill. If you reach down with your hands to your legs, you might be able to feel them. I learnt that in Nurse College" Said Elyse.

"That's a good idea' Said Bill, reaching down and touching his legs 'I can feel them, I can feel them, it's a miracle. Does that mean we'll get to Flagstaff by morning?"

"Flagstaff??' Said Grand Chester 'that's in the middle of the bloody desert"

"Oh goody' Said Helen 'Can I ride a camel?"

Lawrence of Arabia

[happylabs]

.....really a heaven. There goes Bonny the Angel flying past me right now."

"Bill. Wake up' Said Elyse 'You've just been involved in a horrific airplane accident."

"Is he alright Elyse?' Said Grand Chester 'Are there any life threatening wounds?"

"BONNY!!' yells Wom 'Will you take those bloody fairy wings off ? This is serious, Bills been hurt. Bill, Bill, are you ok?"

"I can't feel my legs" Said Bill.

"That's probably because your hands are behind your head Bill. If you reach down with your hands to your legs, you might be able to feel them. I learnt that in Nurse College" Said Elyse.

"That's a good idea' Said Bill, reaching down and touching his legs 'I can feel them, I can feel them, it's a miracle. Does that mean we'll get to Flagstaff by morning?"

"Flagstaff??' Said Grand Chester 'that's in the middle of the bloody desert"

"Oh goody' Said Helen 'Can I ride a camel?"

Lawrence of Arabia

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

"Rainforest"

[GrandChester]

Helen, where did you come from? I thought you were still back at the magical forest eating cake and pizza off of the doors and wall, said Elyse.

"No, I've been hiding in Wom's pocket this whole time. I drank that magical drink that Alice in Wonderland gave me and I shrunk down to the size of a dill pickle. Somehow when the plane crashed I grew back to my normal size."

Ever since I saw the movie Lawrence of Arabia, my lifelong dream has been to ride between the two humps of a camel.

Bill and Wom look at each other and roll their eyes. Bill says...

""Rainforest"

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

[happylabs]

"Mmmmmmm... I love fried dill pickles in a Bloody Mary instead of a stalk of
cerlery! says Bonny.

"Helen, can you drink more of Alice's potion and shink down so that I can carry you around in my Coach Bag like a real live Barbie Doll. Like Paris Hilton carries Lil' TinkerBell! please..please...please". Begs GC

"I have a request of you, Paul! Can we use your plane to fly thru the eye of Irene? asks Bill.

"Good idea mate! We can bust thru the eye, break her apart just leaving nice little showers as in the rain forest". You'll be a bloody hero, mate! " Not to mention the next daredevil!"

"We will call you our BilleyeBuster"! said GC

"Yippee off we go, mates" said Strop.
Strop yerselves in! said Mick Jagged in his thick accent with rubbery lips.

"Surprise mates! I dont have a plane so I phoned my good mate, Mick"! He will be Bills co-pilot" said Paul.

"WooHoo Im lovin' this!" said Wom

Satisfaction

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

"Neon"

[kokopup]

Helen: Well, I can probably shrink again, but you will have to ask Wom if it is okay with him. Last night he gave me a friendship ring that glows in the dark and when I am happy it flashes "satisfaction". I am a little confused because I thought he and Megan Fox were an item.

Mick comes around the corner and instead of a plane he has camels for everyone.

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

[GrandChester]

What are you trying to pull with this camel; thing Mick, says Bill. Its bad enough that you brought us camels instead of a plane. If I'm not totally messed up from my crash, I don't see a single 2 humper in the lot. Elyse was dreaming of being in the desert on a 2 humper and all you can manage is a bunch of monohumpers. How in the world am I going to bust a hurricane on a camel. I was going to be a hero with my name up in "neon" lights. Am I wrong here Elyse? What about it Wom, Grandchester, Helen are we going to...


flying camels

"Am I seeing Pyramids in the distance or do I have a serious concussion?" asked Bill.

"Hahaha, another surprise mates! explains Paul. "Yep, pyramids..right Bill...stage props yer seeing. These camels are here for my new film, "Dundee Half Croc'k In Egypt". Elyse you can stay behind if ya like, Im takin a fancy to ya and I can arrange to fullfill your dream with a long ride on a two-humper....camel.! grins Paul.

I gah a lah o toys & fings but no flying camels!" "My plane awaits! Lets, go!
"I'm off to make a name for myself! said Bill proudly. "Lets go bust Irene into the second Tuesday of next week"!

"Hey, Wom.....sing along wiff me I can't get no...ss-atiss-fac-tion...but i try & I try & I try-try- try, but I........

Wild Blue Yonder