Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
.......Strop, Woms mate, was sitting on a driftwood log drinking jello shots and Paul Hogan was throwing another shrimp on the barbie."

All of a sudden Strop stood up, and said to Paul.."Paul, I've just stood up"

"Well I just seen that you did that you bloody idiot !!!" Said Paul.

"Ya know mate' said Strop through rubbery lips 'when I stand up, it means something is wrong. Remember that movie we seen together ??? Tit...Tit...Tita"

"The Titanic ???" Said Paul.

"Yeah that one' said Strop 'And do you remember when all of a sudden I stood up ??"

"I thought you stood up because of gas. You were eating frankfurts the day before you know." Said Paul.

"Nope.' continued Strop through flapping lips 'I stood up because I knew something was wrong. And I was right."

"Because the boat sank, right ??" Said Paul.

"Nope again' Said Strop 'Because I dropped my potato crisps onto my lap, and there was this brown furry dog that was trying to eat them. So Paul, I only stand up when I know something is wrong with me mate Wom or a mongrel dog, and I think me mate Wom is in trouble."

"Wom' Said Paul 'He's always in bloody trouble. We'd better go see then"

"Thanks mate" Said Strop

"Shutup !!" Said Paul.

Blind Drunk
Paul and Strop wander along looking for Wom.
"Did I leave the bloody shrimp on the barbie, Wom? asks Paul.
"I dont know,Paul...dont you have a movie to film or something"?
"Dont get in a strop with me, Snippy! said Paul
"Me names not Snippy...you dodo! snaps Strop.
"Do-dos are extinct I'll have ya know, Snippy-Stroppy!
"Who doesn't know that" They walked the earth from 1598-1681"
"You mean flew the earth?!
"They were flightless birds you idiot...and you resemble them in oooooh so many ways"..laughs Strop

"Oh my dear Wom-Bee there you are"! exclaimed Strop."Why on earth are ya up a tree, Wom"?
"Move over Strop you're bed-hoggin agin. Bloody blanket thieving, too! mumbled Wom. "

"Wom you're bloody, blind drunk again!! Get outta that tree this instance or....

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