The Perfect Man and Woman

[chocolatepuppy]

No no.....it's women who don't listen. I was married to my first wife for 17 years to, and I used to TELL her to chop the firewood, ORDER her to mow the lawn, EXPECT my dinner to be cooked every night, YELL at her to get me a beer and find the remote. But she never did these things. Why ??? Because she never listened.......that is proof enough....hee hee

I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.

[Karen]

I clicked through the whole thing, knowing that there is no such thing as a perfect woman OR a perfect man.

The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!

[Bonny]

I was hoping for a HAPPY ENDING! What do I get a bunch of crap about listening. Why listen when you can have selective hearing just like the MEN do.

[wombat2u2004]

The secret to happiness in a relationship may be finding someone whose imperfections mesh with yours!

AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to.

[Karen]

AND....the wife keeping the hubby well supplied with beer whilst he is watching the football....I found that to be a pretty important secret to a good relationship to.

Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!

And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!

[wombat2u2004]

Um, what if the hubby in question does not drink beer or watch football? And yes, he is male, I promise!

And sorry, Wom, if you are too lazy to get yourself a beer, ya don't deserve one - and if you are too drunk to get one yourself, well, that's a sure sign ya don't NEED another one!

Well actually, I don't drink beer or watch football, but I still like to be spoilt

[wombat2u2004]

I bet she wasn't listening when you screamed loudly as her foot pushed your butt out the door.

True. But the rest of the neighbourhood heard my screaming, and they looked at each other and said......."Why does Wom scream FREEDOM FREEDOM again and again ?"