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"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

Bicycle Store
" Bill you are such a big cry baby" Says Bonnie. "There's a Bicycle Store I saw up the street." Said Alyse. "Why don't we head up there & buy a couple of bikes & helmets & bike to Graceland!" They have tricycles for the inexperienced, dirt bikes for the sporty, mountain bikes for the challenged, & tandem bikes for lazy chickens. "That sounds like a good idea says Bill, after he uses 3 farm hankies to blow his big red nose." " I ......


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