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and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

Chattanooga choo choo

Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

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