Story teller game

[Bonny]

.......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
"We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

Shirley the stray cat

kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......

Viva Las Vegas

[kokopup]

kitty, kitty & Shirley the stray cat shows up switching her scraggly tail & licking her chops. But unbeknownst to everyone Shirley snubs her nose at the fish. Elyse immediately falls in love with the fur ball Shirley & offers to adopt Shirley & give her a good home if the guards will release her & the deal is made right there on the spot .......

and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

Chattanooga choo choo

[GrandChester]

and at first it appears that Elyse will be able to board the plane. "But wait", said Elyse, "why am I boarding a plane to Washington with my Cat Shirley"? I should be going to Vega to hear that Great Elvis Impersonator sing Viva Las Vegas". I think this should be Bonny carrying the fish not me. Wom speaks up, I think we can all forget the flight and take the...

Chattanooga choo choo

Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

Graceland

[wombat2u2004]

Hold your horses everyone! says Bill. I just spoke to head of security. The airport staff loves Shirley the cat and cant stand to see her go. They have agreed to drop any charges. They have also properly packed Woms Jawed Beast on ice. Hes on his way to the National Museum Of Fish!

I guess I am going to have to put my foot down! Bill said.

"With a show of hands...who wants to see Celene Dion and the Elvis Impersonator in Vegas?

Ok... its unanimous...Viva Las Vegas!

GrandChester runs over with train tickets in hand.
Whats this? asks Wom.

Tickets to board the Chattanooga ChooChoo! laughs GrandChester

Well blow me down! Does this mean what I think it means? asks Koko excitedly

"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

Bicycle Store

[Bonny]

"Relax.' said Wom 'I've just heard that the Chattanooga Choo Choo has been grounded due to greenhouse gas and global warming concerns. The only way we can reverse that is to go to Al Gore's house nextdoor to Graceland, and plead our case with him."
"So who will be our spokesperson?" Said Bonny.
"I will' said Grand Chester 'I know all about science and gasses and chemicals and stuff. Why, it was only yesterday that I was cleaning my kitchen sink with a chemical."
"Bill !!!' Said Elyse "Would you stop crying ?? We'll eventually get to Las Vegas. Would someone give him some tissues ?? I can't stand his blubbering."
"Booooooohoooooohooooo...'wailed Bill 'I wanna see Celine, I wanna see Celine, sob sob."
"Well, we'll just have to think of something else" Said Wom.

Bicycle Store

" Bill you are such a big cry baby" Says Bonnie. "There's a Bicycle Store I saw up the street." Said Alyse. "Why don't we head up there & buy a couple of bikes & helmets & bike to Graceland!" They have tricycles for the inexperienced, dirt bikes for the sporty, mountain bikes for the challenged, & tandem bikes for lazy chickens. "That sounds like a good idea says Bill, after he uses 3 farm hankies to blow his big red nose." " I ......


training wheels

[kokopup]

" Bill you are such a big cry baby" Says Bonnie. "There's a Bicycle Store I saw up the street." Said Alyse. "Why don't we head up there & buy a couple of bikes & helmets & bike to Graceland!" They have tricycles for the inexperienced, dirt bikes for the sporty, mountain bikes for the challenged, & tandem bikes for lazy chickens. "That sounds like a good idea says Bill, after he uses 3 farm hankies to blow his big red nose." " I ......


training wheels

.... think biking to Graceland is an excellent Idea. Bonny i want you to understand something before we are in front of a salesman at the Bike store. Three wheelers or tricycle for those not savy with bike lingo do not need training wheels. I will be getting a full suspension Bike like the one I have at home. Elyse what pedals are in your future. Maybe you and GrandChester can do a tandem. we might even..

Natchez trace.

[wombat2u2004]

.... think biking to Graceland is an excellent Idea. Bonny i want you to understand something before we are in front of a salesman at the Bike store. Three wheelers or tricycle for those not savy with bike lingo do not need training wheels. I will be getting a full suspension Bike like the one I have at home. Elyse what pedals are in your future. Maybe you and GrandChester can do a tandem. we might even..

....let Wom ride in an electric moped behind us. I think we should travel along the Natchez trace. What do you think Wom ?"
"Who cares ?' Said Wom. A road, a track, a natchez trace, a laneway. Whatever. As long as I can ride in my moped, and store Bonny's booze stash in the back so she can't sneak a drink every mile, I don't care a less if it's a natchez trace or a Siberian trace. Ok, lets get going. Ladies first."
"Lets have some music Wom" Said Bill.
Wom switches on the radio in the moped, and they all head off to the beat of Queens "Fat Bottom Girls They Make the Rockin' World Go Round".

Tornado