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......are serious weapons of mass destruction! Elyse worried says, "But, how? My boyfriend and I just play doctor... "
the guard replies, " Sorry ma'am, but, you could make a person deaf by plugging in the stethoscope in their ears and yelling loud from the other side, and you could kill them with the stink of the dead fish..sorry but,........
.......you'll have to go straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200."
"But what'll happen to the fish ?" Said Elyse.
"We've got a stray cat that lives here in the airport, we'll give him it for dinner" said the guard. With that the guard yells out "...............

Shirley the stray cat