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"Hrummph," grumbled Bill. "Let's get the heck out of here. We have to get Bonny's Jawed Beast to the Smithsonian Museum of Dead Fish."

Elyse shouts, "I'm not riding in the car 3/4 of the way across the country. Take me to the airport, I'll catch a flight to Washington, D.C. I'll go to the Smithsonian and arrange for the Jawed Beast to be delivered, and then I'll go to the Washington Monument and look out at all the memorials and buildings. Would anyone like to join me?"
"Narp, not me.' Said Wom 'I've seen them all before, besides, I want to see the Mississippi River. Everyone here tells me it's at least 4 yards wide. Wow, big river."
"Well yahhh,' said Bill ' it's a bigger river than all of yours in Aus."
"Good God, stop bragging man !!!" Said Wom. "Now all get into the car, and we'll get going, and no smart remarks thankyou."
After a while of travelling down the road, Bonny senses something is wrong, and whispers something into Grandchesters ear. The word soon spreads to all of the passengers in the car, and they elect Bill as their spokesman.
"Errrrrr...Wom' said Bill 'I think yer drivin on the wrong side of the road"
"Bloody Hell' yells Wom 'I was wonderin why the steerin wheel is on the wrong side of the car."

Left is right

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