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which is very bald & accidentally drops the phone into Bonnys hand. "What do you tink you are doing sir Billy Bob?" says Bonny "WOM"!!!!!!! it was suppose to be a secret till you flapped your gator jaws". It is kind of like that Ivory Bill Woodpecker thing. I had planned to give talks, write books, sell t-shirts, caps, jewelery, & the fish Liqueur & donate all the proceeds to my favorite charity. Now I am like a fish out of water I tell yah what, I'll do & give you all ............
....a smack in the earhole for letting out my secret....and from now on, instead of referring to me as Miss Bonny, you can all call me Bozo the Clown."
"Well I must say' said Wom 'the name sort of suits you, but I have always thought you looked more like a midget version of The Joker in Batman."
"That's it !!!!' yelled Bozo the Clown 'Just because I'm pale and pallid and short and use green lipstick, you think you can call me what you want ??"
"Well' said Bill 'I thought you looked more like a very short New Guinea headhunter, and besides................

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