Story teller game

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Grizzly Bear was sitting in the middle of the road munching on a tourist. Wom being the Aussie Digger is armed to the hilt & decides to take on the Girzzly, with objections from Bill, Alyse, & Bonnie who are now hiding & planning to make a Mass exodus ......

Wom , Armed with a cane and a boomarang steps up behind the big grizzly and like Grizzly Adams, "Shouts Hold on Pilgrim." The bears was startled by Woms accent for one, and then turns dropping the other tourist. Seeing Woms meager presents the bear....

Hallelujah Chorus

[Bonny]

Wom , Armed with a cane and a boomarang steps up behind the big grizzly and like Grizzly Adams, "Shouts Hold on Pilgrim." The bears was startled by Woms accent for one, and then turns dropping the other tourist. Seeing Woms meager presents the bear....

Hallelujah Chorus

takes off somersaulting down the mountain side. In the mean time a bus load of the Moran Tabernacle choir sing the Hallelujah Chorus.

We should get going says Bill before the sunsets. Elyse says "Lets go to Flathead Lake I want to see Billy Boy do a loopidity loop into the lake". So down the ......

ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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takes off somersaulting down the mountain side. In the mean time a bus load of the Moran Tabernacle choir sing the Hallelujah Chorus.

We should get going says Bill before the sunsets. Elyse says "Lets go to Flathead Lake I want to see Billy Boy do a loopidity loop into the lake". So down the ......

the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................

Bonny's lasso

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the road they went. Luckily for them there wasn't a sign saying "ROAD CLOSED UNDER CONSTRUCTION". If there had been, then they'd all have had to get out of Bills racing car and lift it to turn around, seeing that the stearing wheel never worked. So down the road they went...faster and faster and faster.
"You'd better slow down old mate' said Wom 'we must be going at least 100 MPH already."
"Caynt tell' said Bill 'the speedometer don't work, either does the brakes."
"Put the gearstick in reverse" yelled Bonny.
"What gearstick ??" Said Bill.
Faster and faster they went until.................

as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......


Paul Harvey.........................(Side note) the dip in the Lake is a true story but was on my way to Whitefish for a bike expedition on the Great Divide.

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as we were about to fly out into Flathead Lake. we were saved because of bonny's lasso. No, Bonny didn't lasso anything but unknown to us all, it was dangling out of Bill's trunk and luck would have it, just as we passed the sign saying, "slow danger ahead", the lasso caught that sign and sent us spinning into the parking lot at The Flathead lake. Everyone gave a big sigh of relief. Bill said, Boy that was to close for comfort. Elyse speaks up, "what about your invigorating dip," Bill. Bill says, well I was driving up to Missoula for a Bike trip on the Great Divide, when I came up on this very lot. Everyone was down on that pier jumping in and having a good time so I decided I needed a break. I put on my swin suit and walked right out and was ready to jump in when I decided to dip my toe in the water. Gad....That was the coldest water I had ever seen and there was no way I was going into that water. Not wanting to go back without a dip and not having the nerve to jump in, I just walked up to this kid and said "push me in", he said, what? I said, "PUSH ME IN!" and with that, him and his buddy proceed, and pushed me in. The minute I hit that water it took my breath, and I came out so fast I barely got wet. Brrrr that was the coldest water I had ever seen. And now the rest......[/QUOTE]
......... of the story. We have all heard that phrase from the Paul Harvey show on the radio. I say we all , Aussey's may not have a Paul Harvey.

Bill speaks up "Have we indeed heard the rest of the story?" Why did Bonny have a lasso in the trunk? Was she planning on tying Wom up and dumping his miserable carcass in the lake. What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom that ......

Rest of the story indeed.

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What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"


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What kind of underhanded plan does Elyse have, and Wom, that smarty, well, he will steer clear!

Elyse laughs long and loud. "I don't do underhanded plans!" she announces. "I'm not that clever and I don't like to put something over on people! You thought I was going to spring the rest of the story on you at the last minute. The rest of the story, indeed! The rest of the story is that as long as we're heading for Montana, we have to hurry to see the glaciers of Glacier National Park! They are decreasing in size due to climate change. So get back in the car ... it doesn't matter that the speedometer is broken, because this is Montana. Step on it! We'll get the car fixed after we've seen the glaciers. Use your lasso to spin us out of the parking lot and onto the freeway, Bonny!"

"But Bill wanted to go for a swim" Said Wom.
"Ahhh, don't worry about it. We should be heading to Montana. I'll have a swim when we get there." Said Bill.
Wom walks into the forest a little, and pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket, dials his mate Stan.
"Stan !!' Said Wom 'False alarm. Bill won't be swimming in the lake. So I won't send the signal balloon up today. We'll meet in Montana. The plan should go ahead there, as Bill wants to swim there. And Stan....DON'T FORGET THE PIRANHA."
Wom walks back to the others waiting in the car.
"Is everything ok Wom ??" Said Bill.
"Yeah, everything is ok Fishfood.....er...I mean Bill." Said Wom.

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