Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
the first batch of Chelsie's cookies are to be tested for flavor & texture by the Secretary of Operational Wombat Intelligence (SOOWI). If they aren't up to the high standards of the Stay At Home League of Mothers we will have to .....
.....blame Martha Stewart, for it was her recipe we used."
Wom pops a cookie into his mouth.
"Errrrkkkk' said Wom 'Ptuuuiiiiii.....these are the worst cookies I have ever tasted. As the new SOOWI, I demand to know what flavour these cookies are."
"Waaaalllllll ' said Chelsie 'naver in ma whoooole life has anywaaan nart larked ma coooookies, and nooowww ya'all insalt ma Southern hopitaliteeeeeeeee ??
A'm telling daddy."
"Oops" Said Bonny.
"Uh oh" Said Bill.
"Whoops" Said Helen.
"I'm getting out of here" Said Elyse.
"Bugger me." Said Wom.
They all run out and jump into Bills racing car, and speed off to their safe haven in the Montana Badlands.

4 MPH