Story teller game

[Bonny]

"La Nina, Na Lina, whatever that means' said Wom 'Nope, I'm going, going far far away, so far away that neither hound nor man will ever find me. And why ?? Because you women are as cold as an icicle, all of you brrrrrrrrr cold.
Not that I have experienced that first hand, but Bill told me that, and I believe him because he is a very honest upstanding pillar of society, and he'd never tell me a lie, would you Bill ???"

Harem

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us.....


harem scarum

[kokopup]

????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us....

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......


hiding place

[wombat2u2004]

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

[Bonny]

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

WHAT??????????? You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should ......

Cuckoo Cuckoo

[cassiesmom]

You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

pizza

[wombat2u2004]

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Dead Rat

[kokopup]

Wom

"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Bill speaks up, Wom, I think you should learn a little more about the south. Telling Bonny that there was no Grits pizza is probably all wrong. Even though Grits are made from corn I doubt that there are to many Iowan's know what grits are. I'm sure there have been Grits pizza, since you can have grits on or in just about anything. I love grits and not being a cajun i'm not that fond of Gumbo.

Wom the old DeKota indians had a saying" when you suspect you are riding a "dead Horse it is time to dismount. I'm sure the same rules would apply to a dead Rat." Now that you know you have been riding a dead rat.....

RAGBRAI