"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.