Story teller game

[Bonny]

...Elyse. "Ok, ya gonna cop it now." Said Wom. He waves his magic wand, and a cupcake appears sticking out of Elyse's right ear. "Oops!! Sorry. I invoked the food curse by mistake." Just then, the mayor............

Global Warming.

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......


dog poop

[wombat2u2004]

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........

Picking nose

[kokopup]

Wom Void

Al Gore shows up accusing everyone of Global Warming. Everyone shouts yah think your pawfect......
"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, and...........

Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.

toaster

[wombat2u2004]

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.

[sana]

"Well no." Says Al. "It's a well known fact that Bonny and myself have never been perfect. I mean, because I was born with big ears, makes me very imperfect, like Bonny with her six toes on each foot. Every time she steps in dogs poop, she has more toes to clean. We do of course, wish that we were born perfect in every way like Wombat."
The crowd erupts in cheering at Al's honesty, all except Bill who accuses Wom of Misguided humor. Every one knows that Wom can't be trusted because of what he hides in that phonie pouch in addition to the Beretta with ivory grips. Everyone knows male Wombats don't have pouches.
Wom stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Pink Labrador.

a Pink Labrador came up and said, you all are gone crazy, can you not be like me, sane and naturally perfect!
Dog Pound

[kokopup]

Wom

stands there feeling very slighted and upset about Bill's remarks, and decides on revenge. Wom formulates a plan whilst picking his nose. Will he throw the toaster at Bill ??? Or will he steal Bill's bowl of grits and then forgive him ?? Meanwhile.........

Sana

a Pink Labrador came up and said, you all are gone crazy, can you not be like me, sane and naturally perfect!

Meanwhile as Sana struts her Pink Labrador, someone reports that Wombat, had stolen all of Bill's Grits. When the Dog Catcher arrived, sees a Wombat fat from eating all of Bill's grits, takes him to the dog pound, thinking he was a poodle with a thyroid problem.

goat farm

[wombat2u2004]

Meanwhile as Sana struts her Pink Labrador, someone reports that Wombat, had stolen all of Bill's Grits. When the Dog Catcher arrived, sees a Wombat fat from eating all of Bill's grits, takes him to the dog pound, thinking he was a poodle with a thyroid problem.

"What ???" Screams Wombat. "You call yourself a Dog Catcher ??? Were you born on a goat farm ??? I demand a full Congressional Review of my capture. Just then, Sarah Palin.........

Igloo