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Thread: Play The Wrong Game Part 4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post
    He sings it so silently I can't actually hear it. . .

    Will Santa accept Nutriberry bird treats instead of cookies this year?
    Santa will most definitely accept bird treats! He will re-gift them by placing them near bird feeders all around the world.

    Do you think God was having fun while He was creating birds? (Okay! Now a red one! Now a blue one! An orange! A yellow! Now a big one! Now a tiny one!)
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
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    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Santa will most definitely accept bird treats! He will re-gift them by placing them near bird feeders all around the world.

    Do you think God was having fun while He was creating birds? (Okay! Now a red one! Now a blue one! An orange! A yellow! Now a big one! Now a tiny one!)
    Yup! God was having fun with colors even when he made all of us. The light of day, the dark of night, the red of sunsets, the brown earth tones. The human color wheel.

    I wonder what God thinks about it all now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    I wonder what God thinks about it all now?
    When He sees me He probably starts wondering what I'll goof up today !

    What's the best time of day to go to the mall with Christmas returns?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    When He sees me He probably starts wondering what I'll goof up today !

    What's the best time of day to go to the mall with Christmas returns?
    Just don't go the day after Christmas with your return because you will probably be waiting in a long line till next Christmas.


    What will you be doing New Years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Just don't go the day after Christmas with your return because you will probably be waiting in a long line till next Christmas.


    What will you be doing New Years?
    Probably the same as last year.

    Why is snow white ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Probably the same as last year.

    Why is snow white ????
    For the same reason COAL is black. Because!


    Why do they call the long long winter insanity cabin fever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    For the same reason COAL is black. Because!


    Why do they call the long long winter insanity cabin fever?
    For the same reason they call Wom laying on the beach "bliss". Because!

    How many snowflakes fell on NYC last night ???
    1. 0 ?
    2. 14 ?
    3. 18 billion gazillion plus one ?
    4. I don't know ?
    5. Who cares anyway ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    For the same reason they call Wom laying on the beach "bliss". Because!

    How many snowflakes fell on NYC last night ???
    1. 0 ?
    2. 14 ?
    3. 18 billion gazillion plus one ?
    4. I don't know ?
    5. Who cares anyway ?
    18 billion gazillion plus one (and a half) would be my guess.

    Where are the snowplows in New York?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    18 billion gazillion plus one (and a half) would be my guess.

    Where are the snowplows in New York?

    They're parked in city parking lots.

    What is slush made of?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    What is slush made of?
    Crushed yellow snow with strawberry flavouring.

    Why do erasers erase ????


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    Quote Originally Posted by wombat2u2004 View Post
    Crushed yellow snow with strawberry flavouring.

    Why do erasers erase ????
    so you can write the same sentences over & over again the next day 50 times each while you are wearing your dunce cap . I will not talk when the teacher is talking. I will not throw spit balls in the classroom. I will raise my hand to be called on. I will sit at my desk quietly & read my lessons.


    Why are people so quiet on elevators?

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    People are quiet on elevators because they're listening to the piped-in music.

    what's for supper?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    People are quiet on elevators because they're listening to the piped-in music.

    what's for supper?
    For-suppers are those things that look like scissors that doctors use to hold onto things.



    What instruments do surgeons play?

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    Surgeons train on stringed instruments to improve their finger dexterity.

    How do the saints and angels respond after God sneezes?
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Surgeons train on stringed instruments to improve their finger dexterity.

    How do the saints and angels respond after God sneezes?
    Dog bless you!

    What's a centimeter?

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