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Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because he doesn't know the words
Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
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Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.
What makes a Christmas tree green?
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Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.
Why can't I eat Snow?
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You can't eat snow because it melts in your hands as well as in your mouth.Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.
Why can't I eat Snow?
What's the difference between hockey skates and figure skates?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Figures skates have brakes (toe picks) hockey skates don't have brakes (toe picks).You can't eat snow because it melts in your hands as well as in your mouth.
What's the difference between hockey skates and figure skates?
Why can't Santa come through the front door instead of crawling down the chimney.
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Cos his fingers are too fat to press the door bell button.Why can't Santa come through the front door instead of crawling down the chimney.
Why doesn't Santa use magical mice to pull his sleigh ????
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The children will know Santa is on their roof top because the magical mice are too squeaky.
Why doesn't Santa shave his beard?
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Because he wants to look like the "Man from Borneo"
Why does Santa wear a red hat ???
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Santa wears a red hat to match Rudolph's red nose.
How does Santa Claus make it to all the homes around the world in one night?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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Hi there. Ey.
Because he feeds his reindeer beans and it gives them extra propulsion.
Father Christmas married Mary Poppins and they had a child, would they name her Mary Christmas ???
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or Mary Poppins Christmas ????
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
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Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
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Actually it doesn't taste good. The Chocolate Cartel adds a secret ingredient that make you think it does and one to make you crave more.wom
Why does Rudolph always get picked on by the other reindeer (dimissing the fact he has a red nose).
Because Rudolph leads the team, and all they can see is his big butt.
Why does chocolate taste so good ????
Does the Aussey Santa come from the South Pole?
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because it is sweet, rich, creamy, & dreamy.
What makes each snow flake that falls from the heavens so unique?
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No. But my wife does.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb ???
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