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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    You're laughing because you're bored.

    Why am I ticklish?
    because maybe your not bored.


    Why do birds grind their beaks?

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    Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!

    What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!

    What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
    because its bark has been removed.



    Why does a turkey gooble gooble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    because its bark has been removed.



    Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
    Because he doesn't know the words

    Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
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    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Because he doesn't know the words

    Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
    Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.


    Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Because it has severe frost bite & has to therefore be thawed out slowly.


    Why did the eagle take priority over the turkey as our national bird?
    Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.

    What makes a Christmas tree green?
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    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    Because eagle tetrazzini hadn't been invented yet.

    What makes a Christmas tree green?
    Because envy is the problem they are green with envy.



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