no socks, just paint feet to look like socks.
Why do roses smell so good?
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no socks, just paint feet to look like socks.
Why do roses smell so good?
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So that when I blind hippie approaches them, he knows that he is still alone.Originally Posted by Bonny
Why is there not a thread for "Lizard of the Day"
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Because there are too many (politcians) two legged snakes crawling around.
Why is it humans think they are smarter then animals?
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Because they can cook Swedish pancakes, and animals can't.
Why are there "knock knock" jokes ??
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because there aren't any ring the door bell jokes?
Why do frogs crock?
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Why do frogs croak?
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They are born, they live their lives, they become old and finally croak.
Why do dogs lick people on the hand ???
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because people don't always wash their hands properly.
Why do raccoons wear masks?
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So they can hide in the woodpile and frighten whoever comes out to get wood for the fire.
Why am I not serious ????
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Because life is to short & we need someone with a good sense of humor to make us laugh & giggle
Why am I laughing?
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You're laughing because you're bored.Because life is too short & we need someone with a good sense of humor to make us laugh & giggle
Why am I laughing?
Why am I ticklish?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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because maybe your not bored.
Why do birds grind their beaks?
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Birds grind their beaks because they aren't bored!
What causes a log on the fire to snap and pop?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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because its bark has been removed.
Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
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Because he doesn't know the wordsbecause its bark has been removed.
Why does a turkey gooble gooble?
Why does a frozen turkey require days to thaw?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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