Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
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Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
Hi there. Ey.
So they can SWEEP thru the sky
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
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So they can SWEEP thru the sky
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
it took to many steroids when it was growing up.
Why do coyotes run in packs?
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Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????
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So they can tippy toe together up on their prey.
Why can't politicans for once tell the truth?
Hi there. Ey.
Because the truth never listens to what they have to tell.
Why don't kangaroos have horns ????
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Kangaroos don't have horns because a horn doesn't fit into a kangaroo's pouch.
Why is Chicago known as the Windy City?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
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