Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
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Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
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Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool.Originally Posted by Bonny
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
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None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
Hi there. Ey.
Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
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There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
I'm just your imagination
Because mud isn't as tasty.
Why do ghosts say BOO???
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
Hi there. Ey.
So they can SWEEP thru the sky
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
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So they can SWEEP thru the sky
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
it took to many steroids when it was growing up.
Why do coyotes run in packs?
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Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????
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So they can tippy toe together up on their prey.
Why can't politicans for once tell the truth?
Hi there. Ey.
Because the truth never listens to what they have to tell.
Why don't kangaroos have horns ????
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Kangaroos don't have horns because a horn doesn't fit into a kangaroo's pouch.
Why is Chicago known as the Windy City?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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because Oprah Wind Free lives there.
Why do men have selective hearing?
Hi there. Ey.
So that they may
Why do men have selective hearing?
1. Select all the man things to listen to.
2. Select all the woman things and file them in the trash can.
Why don't women make real sense ???
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