I like to drive, except that traffic jams make me panicky. I was once behind an accident that shut down the highway -- it was the helpless "can't get out of here" feeling. I think being stuck in a plane on the tarmac would probably have the same effect on me.

Travelers are measuring their toiletries into 3-ounce bottles and this guy is sewing explosives into his tighty whities ... what's wrong with this picture?