That brings to mind the worst commercial of all time - IMO anyway.

I can't think of the name of it, but it's that crazy guy running around like an idiot in Washington DC, with his book, and screaming of all the free money and programs, etc, that are available from the government, just for the asking. Buy the book and it will show you how to get a piece of the action.

That spazzmo needs some downers. I could barf every time I see him.