I have the dirtiest joke for that line......Originally Posted by Catherinedana
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I have the dirtiest joke for that line......
Life Is Good
Every warning that ends up on products is because someone tried to do what they are warning against.sparks19
My personal favorite product warning is a tie between har dryers and curling irons. the curling iron states "do NOT insert into any orifice" uh... OUCH?
and the blow dryer states "do not use while sleeping" hmmm that seems a rather ineffective way to do ones hair. Imagine what it would look like after it's dried like that? do people really DO these things? lol
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Years ago my wife was using her lady Schick razor that she had plugged into the power receptacle that was on the bath room light fixture over the mirror. She was very short so she had used a chair to plug in the razor. After shaving she had to unplug the razor so she pulls up the chair. She had unplug the razor from the cord so she had the razor in one hand and the cord in the other. While standing in the chair she realizes that she doesn't have a free hand to unplug the cord from the receptacle. What do you think she did with the cord. Right, she put it in her mouth. From the next room I hear this blood curding scream. When I arrived she was flat in the floor laying there with her tongue out and her hand clasp on it's tip. It wasn't enough that she put the cord end in her mouth, she had to fondle it with her tongue.
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PM meI have the dirtiest joke for that line......
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
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I expected no less. You know my email address toots.I have the dirtiest joke for that line......
I've been Boooo'd!
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How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"
UGH!!!
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So true that happens to me all the time here at work.. I will answer Century Sales this is Helene && every time the Cust will say is this Sales & is this Helene.. I am like UuMMppss..
How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"
UGH!!!
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