Mayor
(As a child, I was told I asked tooo many questions. I'd spend the time after 'lights out' asking my sister 'what if' questions. I clearly remember at least one reply of "What if nothing, go to SLEEP!)
So lets have a thread for those kind of questions - and answers if anyone has them.
My first:
How come spammers think I want a list of dentists or doctors? I don't GET that!
I've Been Frosted
Fuzzbutt Luvr
Probably for the same reason that they seem to think I need Viagra!!!Originally Posted by Karen
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wolfy ~ Fuzzbutt #3My little dog ~ a heartbeatat my feet
Sparky the Fuzzbutt - PT's DOTD 8/3/2010
RIP 2/28/1999~10/9/2012Myndi the Fuzzbutt - Mom's DOTD - Everyday
RIP 1/24/1996~8/9/2013
Ellie - Mom to the Fuzzbuttz
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
Ecclesiastes 3:1The clock of life is wound but once and no man has the power
To know just when the hands will stop - on what day, or what hour.
Now is the only time you have, so live it with a will -
Don't wait until tomorrow - the hands may then be still.
~~~~true author unknown~~~~
*Bama Gurl*
I use to wonder why when you go into a fast-food place if you order a meal for there they put it on a tray, but if you order a kid's meal for there-no matter what they put it in a bag. Why do they do that if it's for there? They don't put regualr meals in a bag.
*Some people come into your life and quickly go, but some leave footprints on your heart and you are never the same*
*We only fall so we can learn to pick ourselves back up*
*Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take but by those that take our breath away*
*Life is made of millions of moments, but we live only one of these at a time. As we begin to change this moment we begin to change our lives*
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Why am I getting such frequent mailings from Direct TV and AT&T U-verse ... and why does my Comcast cable bill keep going up?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Retired
I always wonder why, when in the mall, I'm approached by a salesman asking me if I'm interested in gutters for my house or aluminum siding. Hellllooooooo!!! I rent!! DUH!!
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
Registered User
I wonder why the drive thru ATM's have braille on them.....
Shannon, Boomer, and Sooner
We miss you Angus
Why Jimmie Johnson has to win the Championship 4 times in a row
Remembering all the Rainbow Bridge Pets
Registered User
ROFL!!!I wonder why the drive thru ATM's have braille on them.....
Actually...I am sure some folks who read braille use the drive thru as a walk-thru also - but yeah, sure sounds funny!
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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Why does the TCF Bank guy at the Jewel keep asking me if I want to open a checking account there? You've asked me twice, I've said no twice ... I'm sorry, I don't.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
Mayor
Actually the Braille on the drive-thru ATMs is probably mandated by law for equal access, in case someone does walk up, or get driven up. Barring that, they probably make the same exact machine for walk-up and drive-up locations, so it's easier to make the same machine for all spots than to retool to make some without braille.
I've Been Frosted
Mom
Tim Allen asked this question and it's always bothered me, too: why is there a light in the vacuum cleaner? I'm not going to vacuum in the dark and it sure doesn't make things any brighter during the day.
Blessings,
Mary
"Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11
Life Is Good
How come it is impossible to talk to a real person rather than some stupid voice recognition software that ask you the wrong questions or doesn't understand your response to their questions. ATT is the worst and after you finally talk to a person "IN PERSON" it is the wrong person.
Registered User
I want to know WHY most people have to cover their food with something.. ranch dressing, steak sauce, ketsup, margrine, ect?
Special Needs Pets just leave bigger imprints ♥ on your heart!
Lover of all things furry
Why do we park our cars on the driveway and drive on a parkway?
Mayor
How come when just about any large sporting event or award show is on, broadcasters assume we're "all" watching it, and only show reruns?
I've Been Frosted
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