How come ....

**kokopup** · 11-25-2009, 11:42 PM

k9karen
Yeah, well today, while at the grocery store (a large chain), I suddenly had an "ooh, ooh" moment and made a mad dash to the ladies loo. Spotless, smelled good, ran into the first stall, and lo and behold! no toilet tissue. Yikes!

So how come when it's an emergency, there's never any of the important stuff???

You said it was spotless and smelled good, isn't having paper asking a little to much. Two out of three isnt bad.

**sparks19** · 11-26-2009, 11:19 AM

They used all the TP to clean the place

My personal favorite product warning is a tie between har dryers and curling irons. the curling iron states "do NOT insert into any orifice" uh... OUCH?

and the blow dryer states "do not use while sleeping" hmmm that seems a rather ineffective way to do ones hair. Imagine what it would look like after it's dried like that? do people really DO these things? lol

**Catherinedana** · 11-26-2009, 11:50 AM

How come the bird seed that I buy for my budgies smells like a bowling alley?

**RICHARD** · 11-26-2009, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Catherinedana

How come the bird seed that I buy for my budgies smells like a bowling alley?

I have the dirtiest joke for that line......

**kokopup** · 11-26-2009, 01:33 PM

sparks19
My personal favorite product warning is a tie between har dryers and curling irons. the curling iron states "do NOT insert into any orifice" uh... OUCH?

and the blow dryer states "do not use while sleeping" hmmm that seems a rather ineffective way to do ones hair. Imagine what it would look like after it's dried like that? do people really DO these things? lol
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Every warning that ends up on products is because someone tried to do what they are warning against.

Years ago my wife was using her lady Schick razor that she had plugged into the power receptacle that was on the bath room light fixture over the mirror. She was very short so she had used a chair to plug in the razor. After shaving she had to unplug the razor so she pulls up the chair. She had unplug the razor from the cord so she had the razor in one hand and the cord in the other. While standing in the chair she realizes that she doesn't have a free hand to unplug the cord from the receptacle. What do you think she did with the cord. Right, she put it in her mouth. From the next room I hear this blood curding scream. When I arrived she was flat in the floor laying there with her tongue out and her hand clasp on it's tip. It wasn't enough that she put the cord end in her mouth, she had to fondle it with her tongue.

**Catherinedana** · 11-26-2009, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

I have the dirtiest joke for that line......

PM me

**K9karen** · 11-26-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

I have the dirtiest joke for that line......

I expected no less. You know my email address toots.

**moosmom** · 11-30-2009, 12:30 PM

How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"

UGH!!!

**lvpets2002** · 11-30-2009, 12:46 PM

So true that happens to me all the time here at work.. I will answer Century Sales this is Helene && every time the Cust will say is this Sales & is this Helene.. I am like UuMMppss..

Originally Posted by moosmom

How come when you answer a business phone, say, "Thanks for calling Bed, Bath & Beyond, this is Donna. How may I direct your call?" The idiot on the other end asks, "Is this Bed, Bath and Beyond??"

UGH!!!

**K9karen** · 11-26-2009, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by sparks19

They used all the TP to clean the place

No tp in the stall I ran into. The other were filled..I checked.
Was able to make a quick getaway into the next stall. P.O'd as he**.

**pomtzu** · 11-29-2009, 04:07 PM

It's bad enough to get a ton of junk mail and solicitations that have your name on the envelope, but why do they have to plaster your name on the pages of all the junk inside those envelopes? Not only do I have to shred the envelope, but now most everything inside too.

They all must be in cahoots with the companies that make shredders. The more you have to shred - the quicker they will wear out!