Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
Sung to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles....

Hotel Cat-lifornia

On a dark smoky Tuesday, I got up from my chair.
I went to feed the cats, hiding outside somewhere
Out on the patio, I saw an unnerving sight
My eyes grew larger and my heart grew big.
I knew I was in for a fight
There they were on the patio, it’s kittehs as far as I can tell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell!
They were startled and then ran away
Then there were meows down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Cat-lifornia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Cat-lifornia
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Whiskas-twisted, On me they will depend
She got a lot of pretty, pretty kittehs, that she calls friends
How they dance on the patio, sweet summer Cats.
Some dance to remember, some dance to get fat.
OMG! How did I miss this? Laughing so hard I'm about to have an accident! (Would that be LSHIATHAA)?